Compositor: Milk In The Microwave
Quick while he turns his back!
Ask for another grape?
(This is such a dumb idea.)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey! (bom bom bom bom)
Got any grapes?
And then he patiently waits
The man said: No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh and it's all home-made!
Could I interest you in a glass?
The duck said, I'll pass
(He's flabbergast)
They say lemonade is out of fashion
Well, I say: They say, but who's they?
I couldn't say
For days, the duck was met with dismay
So he turned on his heel and then he waddled away
Here's to the duck out on the hunt for a grape
Cheers to the man that suffers each passing day
Lemonade's a bore, but grapes he couldn't want more
So for now, he'll waddle away
Until the next day
Very next day
(Bom bom babom)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey! (bom bom bom ba bom)
Got any grapes?
The dawn of the final day
The man said: That's it!
If you don't stay away, duck
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck!
So leave now and don't get too close!
The duck said, adiós
I think we both know he's toast
The next day the duck came back around
And then he asked the man for the glue he'd found
The man stood there in disbelief
Before roaring with laughter in a manic defeat
Here's to the duck out on the hunt for a grape
Cheers to the man that suffers each passing day
Lemonade's a bore, but grapes he couldn't want more
So for now, he'll waddle away
Until the next day
The next day
Quit moping around, I know you have it!
I know you have the grapes!
You're my lemonade, right?
You're my lemonade?
Nah
I mean, who even likes lemonade?
What are ya, jokin'?
Heh, wow
Then he waddled away
Then he waddled away
Then he waddled away
Ahhhh, step right up, ducks!
Get yourself a big, juicy fill
Of some of the most noxious, toxic, obnoxious
Disgusting lemonade around!
How grape can you be?
Until the very next day!
Here's to the duck out on the hunt for a grape
Cheers to the man that suffers each passing day
Lemonade's a more, but grapes he couldn't want- bore?
So for now, he'll waddle away
Until the next day
He said: Come on, duck
I'll take you to the store
I'll go buy you some grapes
So you don't ask anymore
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said: No thanks
But I know something that
Sounds really good
I know it's at this store
As any good drink should
It would make my day
If they have lemonade
Until the next day!